Leave The Magic To Disney

Kissie.KissieI met James and Anastasia Goldman more than 20 years ago. We were broke and fabulous and making our way in Philadelphia by working (where else?) in the restaurant business. James and I worked together at a restaurant in Center City called Dockstreet. He was dating (and later married) Anastasia. I was dating (and later married) my husband Michael who was parking cars at the Ruth’s Chris Steak House on Broad Street.

Our lives were so easy back then. No kids, no mortgages, no real jobs. We’d work until midnight, go out, maybe go dancing, and often end up eating in China Town at 3 in the morning. Philadelphia had a thriving arts scene back then (still does) and we enjoyed feeling like we were in the middle of it. And James and Anastasia were that couple that was one step ahead of everyone else in the coolness/hotness factor. They knew about fashion, music, food and always looked like something out of Interview Magazine.

CouplesWhich is why I find it hilarious that they, like us, love going to Disney World. Disney World! The epicenter of wholesomeness and all that is mainstream and vanilla. It doesn’t seem possible.

Funky.DisneyI asked Anastasia about this via FaceTime the other day. Why do we love it so? We determined that it has to do with their exceptional service. Since both of us and our husbands have worked many years in the hospitality industry, we recognize and appreciate customer service that goes above and beyond. And Disney has this down to a science. My husband says it’s the only time in his life that he can go somewhere and not worry about a thing. Disney has a way of catering to your every need that isn’t overbearing or intrusive. It’s heaven.

DisneyAnastasia and James have been there many times. Anastasia was running down the list, and I lost count after six visits. Their first visit was sort of a fluke. James was working at the Ritz Carlton in Philly, and he found a diamond earring in the carpet. The Ritz had a policy that if no one claimed a lost item in three months, the person who turned it in could keep it. No one claimed it, so James took it to Jewelers Row, sold it, and that’s how they paid for their first trip.

James.AnaWe talked about how much we love the hotels, and love the wide variety of food options available at the parks. Truthfully, the food is so-so. It’s made to appeal to the masses, so there aren’t a lot of strong flavors. But, there are plenty of sit down restaurants, with air conditioning and pleasant servers, and the food is fresh, as opposed to the over-processed, re-heated yukiness you find at other parks. And the fact that they can feed so many people at once is truly mind blowing. The biggest restaurant I ever worked in had maybe 60 tables, and I know the incredible undertaking required to make a Saturday night go off without a hitch. I can’t imagine feeding thousands in one night.

LaughingAnastasia’s favorite Disney restaurant is California Grill at the Contemporary. I love that one, too. Great food, great view, great service. If I had to pick, I’d say my favorite restaurant is the Brown Derby in Disney Studios. I have a soft spot for 1940s Hollywood, and this restaurant does an incredible job of recreating the original, down to its signature dessert, the grapefruit cake. Anastasia and I talked about this briefly.

Real.CakeA:  I so wanted to like that restaurant! I had such high hopes!

R:  Wait – what? You didn’t like it? It looks amazing on the inside.

A: Yeah, but my fish was over cooked. I was so disappointed. I thought, “Let me just eat my grapefruit cake, and it will all be fine.” So they bring it out, and it was way too sweet. I couldn’t eat it.

R: What?!? I love that cake! Sure it’s sweet, but it’s a grapefruit cake! From the Brown Derby!

Anastasia’s totally right. It’s very, very sweet. Which is funny, because the recipe was invented in response to legendary gossip columnist Louella Parsons’s request that the restaurant serve a less fattening dessert. Owner Robert Cobb (of Cobb Salad fame) told the chef to just throw some grapefruit on a cake, because “everyone knows that it’s slimming.”

I couldn’t wait to try baking it. I had googled the recipe several years ago after I’d first tasted it, without much success. This was before the whole blogging phenomena, and when Disney was more protective of its recipes. I did find a story about the legend of the Brown Derby and its famous cake on the LA Times web site and went with that.

I flinched when I first read it. The candied grapefruit garnish was best prepared one day in advance, something I didn’t have time for. There was beating of yolks and whipping of egg whites. I knew I was going to need every bowl in my kitchen to complete the process. I have shied away from recipes like this in my older years. I find I actually get annoyed when I spend more than an hour preparing a cake. It shouldn’t be that complicated! But in the spirit of Disney, I gave it the good ol’ college try.

What a nightmare. Everything that could go wrong did. It was like the cooking gods wanted to humble me. Things got less magical by the minute.

RindsThe candied grapefruit started out great. I boiled the rhine, tossed it in sugar, and really liked the flavor. I thought it could use just a little more sugar, so what do I do? Throw salt in bowl. Nice! I had to throw the whole batch out. It was totally gross.

When I prepared the batter, I accidently skipped the beating-the-egg-yolks step. I whipped the whites like a champ, but not the yolks. And for some reason, the recipe didn’t produce much batter. It barely covered the bottoms of the pans. I was concerned the cake would be too thin.

Flat.CakesToo thin was an understatement. It barely rose. The icing was also thin and unappealing, even after adding 2 additional cups of powdered sugar. The whole thing was a mess. I have gotten a lot of suggestions on what might have happened, but I’m just going to chalk it up to human error. I’m not sure what I did wrong, but my mojo was definitely off. I should have thrown in the towel at this point, but assembling it became a personal mission.

Cake.IcedI don’t think I’ve ever made such a humble cake. My cakes are usually extravaganzas of the three-tiered variety. I’ve made my daughter beautiful birthday cakes trimmed in Ding Dongs and Ho Hos. This was a sad little puddle of a confection, its icing too thin to cover the oddly crispy edges.

Cake.SliceWe all tried a piece and were completely underwhelmed. Gigi and I couldn’t even finish our slices. The cake rallied the next day when the juice from the grapefruit segments moistened the crispy exterior. But alas, the love affair was over. I ended up tossing the remains. I guess it’s best to leave the magic to Disney. The only good that came out of it is that I got to talk to Anastasia.

I’m not gonna lie, I was thrown a bit by the experience. I knew I had to rally. The next weekend I made a kick ass peach/blueberry cobbler for my husband on Father’s Day, and the following weekend, I made the Duke’s mayo chocolate cake for Gigi’s birthday. I’m back baby! Mickey would be proud!

comebackIf anyone would like to take on this cake, here is the recipe from the LA Times. Please send me a picture if you do! I will ooh and ahh and fawn all over you! rbcelliott<at>bellsouth<dot>net.

Brown Derby Grapefruit Cake

Cake

1 2/3 cups flour

1 cup sugar

2 teaspoons baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

4 eggs

1 egg white

1/2 teaspoon cream of tartar

3 tablespoons water

1/4 cup canola oil

1 tablespoon and 1 teaspoon grapefruit juice

1 tablespoon grapefruit zest

1 1/2 teaspoon lemon zest

Preheat oven to 325. Prepare two 9-inch cake pans. Sift together flour, sugar, baking powder and salt. Separate eggs. Beat egg white and cream of tartar to a stiff peak and set aside. Beat yolks until fluffy and pale yellow. Combine water, oil, grapefruit juice and fruit zests. Slowly stream water mixture into egg yolks. Fold egg-yolk mix into egg-white mix. Incrementally add dry ingredients to wet mixture. Pour mixed batter into cake pans. Bake 20 minutes then rotate and bake an additional 25 minutes. Let cool completely.

Frosting

1/3 cup butter (room temperature)

1 1/4 cups cream cheese (room temperature)

1 cup powdered sugar

1 teaspoon grapefruit zest

1 3/4 teaspoon grapefruit juice

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

With paddle attachment, beat softened butter on medium setting until smooth. Add cream cheese and mix until thoroughly blended. Add powdered sugar in 1/4-cup increments, making sure it’s thoroughly incorporated after each addition. Add zest, juice and extract.

Candied-Grapefruit Garnish

2 pink grapefruit

5–6 cups water

2 cups sugar

2 cups water

1/2 cup sugar

Prepare one day in advance (or up to a week ahead). Cut ends off grapefruit to create flat surface on both sides. Cut peel off grapefruit in even strips from top to bottom, including only a small portion of pith. Blanch peel in 5–6 cups boiling water until peel softens, about 3 minutes. Drain and pat dry. Create simple syrup by boiling 2 cups sugar and 2 cups water. Add blanched peel to simple syrup and return to boil. Reduce heat to low and cover surface with parchment paper. Candying process takes about 30 minutes; peel is finished when translucent. Drain candied zest onto wire rack and cool. Dredge zest in sugar and let sit overnight. Store in airtight container. Makes more than is necessary for the recipe. Reserve balance for snacking.

Finishing the Cake

Using a sharp knife, segment two grapefruit. Place one cake on cake stand and using an offset spatula, evenly spread 1/3 cup of frosting across its surface. Arrange fruit segments from one grapefruit evenly on frosted surface. Spread 1/3 cup frosting on top of second cake. Carefully stack cakes by inverting frosted side of second cake on top of first. Gently press top so the two layers stack evenly. Frost exterior using remainder of frosting. Slice two pieces candied grapefruit into 1/3-inch strips, then cut strips in opposite direction to create small squares. Arrange remaining grapefruit segments along circumference of cake. Sprinkle candied grapefruit squares between segments. Refrigerate until ready to serve.

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11 Responses to Leave The Magic To Disney

  1. Ginger says:

    I love your blogs. Remember, to fail is human! I bet no matter what you make, I would like. So also remember, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure. Now I am done with my life quotes.
    GMB

  2. Rebecca Sherman says:

    Feh on the graperfruit cake. Now where’s the recipe for that fantabulous looking chocolate cake? Or do you have something equally jaw-dropping in a vanilla flavor?

  3. relliott says:

    Why thank you, Ginger! Your words mean a lot to me. Becky, the chocolate cake is the Duke’s mayonaise cake from The Hero’s Welcome post. Try it! It’s the easiest, most delicious cake recipe out there.

    http://www.homecooksunite.com/?p=376

  4. JaxC says:

    I’ll be heading to Disney for the first time evaaaaa next year.

    I plan on eating everything in sight, but think I may need to take a pass on the grapefruit cake. The fruit makes it too healthy…. unless there’s a deep-fried version that would redeem it????

  5. Thanks for the recipe! I pinned this post!

  6. Autumn says:

    There’s no way that I’m even going to attempt that grapefruit cake (delicious as it sounds!) I hope you have better success with it in the future. Thanks for sharing the recipe. I think I’ll leave the baking to my MIL. ;)

  7. relliott says:

    Thank you Amy! And I totally agree, Autumn. Totally skip this recipe!

  8. Sorry it didn’t work out – but the flavors sound divine – we’ll have to plan a stop when we go in a few years!

  9. Katherine G says:

    I wish we had known about this place when we went to Disney I definitely would’ve put it on my list of things to try. Hopefully we will get back soon and be able to try it. This cake sounds delicious!! Your cake and cobbler looked delicious as well!!

  10. I just found your blog and I love it. I also really enjoy reading about recipe fails, so thanks for that. :)

  11. Wonderful story about your long friendships.
    We have family in Philly. It would be great to move there and be closer to them.

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